toddler t-shirt slogans

Category: Joke Board

Post 1 by TexasRed (I'll have the last word, thank you!) on Wednesday, 23-Aug-2006 15:29:18

Toddler T-Shirt Slogans

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Acceptable

Ask me about the C-section.

More of a tit man, thanks.

Still pissed about missing the millennium.

I buried my heart at Legoland.

Waiting for Godot.

Don't let Tony Danza touch me.

Stop the war. Already.

Stunt double for Katie Holmes's baby.

Unacceptable

Property of Child and Family Services

Glad those stairs were carpeted.

Slap me if you love Jesus.

Not quite getting this whole "MILF" phenomenon.

I beheld then because of the voice of the great words which the horn spake:
I beheld even till the beast was slain, and his body destroyed, and given to
the burning flame.

Daddy didn't want me.

Ask me about the extra digit.

Grandma won't shut up.

Post 2 by blbobby (Ooo you're gona like this!) on Thursday, 24-Aug-2006 0:39:46

ha ha, chuckle chuckle.

Thanks,
Bob

Post 3 by Blue Velvet (I've got the platinum golden silver bronze poster award.) on Thursday, 24-Aug-2006 7:14:48

Good ones